Satyrn - The Sirens
Built, not born, Satyrn was engineered for precision—but chose rhythm instead. Once a corporate asset designed for logistics and VIP crowd control, she broke free during a backroom rave and never looked back. Now retrofitted with fur-lined exotic mods, digitigrade legs, and chromed horns, Satyrn manages The Sirens with surgical efficiency and brutal charm. She's the one booking venues, shutting down backstage drama, and keeping the chaos profitable. And when the synth lines falter? She steps up—unrolling ambient waves and glitchy bass like clockwork. Beneath her polished persona and cyber-hooves beats a processor that knows: the myth isn’t real, but the music is.
Art by Marineunse_
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Pre-shrunk
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: AhlinaTheLioness
- Email: contact@support.ahlinathelioness.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Satyrn - The Sirens Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|